World Tour Pt.1 (Europe)

5/4/06

Lots has happened since the last time I played on the computer and its been a while. We are currently in Saint-Cyprien in the south of France. Its our second visit here and the weather is much nicer this time warm enough for a naked chap to stroll around. The last time we came here was in march and it rained so our idea to dry out and warm up failed. We have now left Andorra and are steadily heading north via south for the ferry on the 23rd! A few days before we were due to leave Andorra, Duncan and Jo (friends from home) decided to visit Girona for a few days on £40 flights from Prestwick so we took them to a few places we had already visited and found a few really nice new places to camp, seemingly only occupied by very talkative frogs and in the morning semi-naked, semi-gay French men. We abandoned Dunc, Jo and their tent in Cadaques and headed north yesterday.
We were stopped by the police in Andorra just before we left on a busy roundabout and blocked an entire lane for 10 minutes. Then we were stopped on the Spanish border by a nice man who admired the canoe for a few moments, forgot why we were there and what he was doing and wandered away. Then we were stopped again today in France again on a roundabout by 9000 police men who mixed up our driving licenses and got a bit upset. No problems. All good fun!
The gang of freaks we were parked with in Andorra is diminishing quickly, 3 vans left a few weeks ago and another 2 last week and with us leaving a few days ago there are only 4 vans and a caravan left, 2 vans are due to leave in the next week. 3 of the people who should be in the vans are in prison and could be there for some time. We still haven't heard from the judge about Cathryn's ski pass, so if it takes that long for a piece of paper, then it could take the somewhat slow judicial system some time to deal with entire humans.
Marie, one of our neighbours in Andorra brought us cans of juice and three perfectly good loaves of bread all from a giant box in the bins near the vans. The box was shared out between us all, 24 cans for each person! Most was only nearly out of date! We went to France a few weekends ago for a party which was really good, it was nice to wake up in the morning too and find nothing frozen we even had liquid water! Back in Andorra, 2 of our friends got jobs in a bar where the drinks (with no boss around) were nice and free. Between 10 and 12 it's really quiet and usually really blurry! I can now snowboard backwards (sometimes) and Cathryn sometimes flies. I miss the snow now we have moved and sometimes find myself walking sideways or trying to slide. Cathryn does not miss the snow as much and is glad to finally have normal coloured feet. We took Lucy and Justin (the two who work in the bar) snowboarding a few weeks before we left, Lucy had done it before 10 years ago and Justin had never done anything before (not even a full days work!) bed is just too comfortable. Lucy hadn't forgotten what she already knew and Justin picked it up very quickly and was soon flying through the air into a belly flop (which broke his rib (oopps!!)). It was lots of fun (for us)!
The snow was getting very poor the few days before we left and everything was melting, this made it much easier to leave. It was very sad though to leave all our new friends behind, most of who are stuck until their partners get out of prison. Hopefully we shall see them all soon in another adventure.
We have been giving our next adventure much thought. We are planning (like we did before we left to go down the coast of France!) to make a small visit to Africa in maybe two years. If anyone is interested in joining us in the best adventure imaginable please e-mail, if we like you then you can show us how to get there! We have considered a few vehicles for the job of a long adventure in the harsh conditions of Africa, a Unimog or similar truck is looking like the most likely buy. We're too used to living with plenty of room to live in a Landrover or similar sized 4x4.

It just started raining!

25/1/06

As you may have noticed, updates haven't really been happening. After writing the last one we went to an internet cafe and asked if we could plug the laptop in. It seems the locals here are even more in the dark than those on Skye, after marveling at the laptop for a while they said no and no to putting a CD with the site on in to their computers. Never mind. We'll try again tonight, the new year might have brought new technology! Well Andorra, 6 weeks here. We're both really enjoying it. Apart from been robbed by the police of 418 euros, not been able to move for 3 weeks and having a completely broken generator, its really good! Christmas was very nice and very white. We had a great day, drinking and sledging. We both got lots of lovely presents off Santa which he left under our Christmas tree suspended from the ceiling. On new years eve we met 11 people with 11 dogs in 6 vans and went down the hill to park with them, after 3 hours trying to park where we wanted, we got completely stuck in a metre of snow. After that we decided to stay for the season. We're 50 metres from the road and between us and the road is lots of snow. We had a very good, unexpected night with our new friends. Now we have been joined by 5 more people in 2 vans with 6 more dogs, quite a little community! Where we are parked is France, right on the border and the French police are too far away and don't care so we never see the police any more!
We bought season lift passes each for the week days, half the price without weekends! We go out every day and are slowly improving! I jumped from 3 metres high the day before yesterday and landed on my face so I can definitely say I'm improving and Cathryn did a somersault over a jump and landed on her head so she too is almost professional! We've not taken many photos while we've been here because it's too cold to hold the camera and we fall over lots still when we're snowboarding and I'm not sure that taking the video camera up is a good idea just yet! The sun wakes us up when it reaches the van in the morning at 10.20 with its warming rays! We found a swimming pool, gym, Jacuzzi, sauna and Turkish bath for 7euros per day just up the hill from the van a little bit, which means we can go up every Sunday and be cleansed! The snow is becoming less with all the blue sky and sun we have everyday, there has been no snow for just over a week and although its still over a metre outside the van we long for more! We're still, half heartedly, looking for jobs. We can manage (just) without a job so can't really be bothered looking as hard as we could. If this update happens and we can upload, it could be the last one for a while, it depends how easy it turns out to be. See y'all soon.

20/12/05

We spent the last few days in Salou eating and drinking very well, trying our best to build up our fat for Andorra! We succeeded and left Salou on Saturday afternoon feeling very full and very sad after saying bye to Cathryn's Mummy and Daddy and Niko and Marjorie. Salou was 17 ºC when we left, when we arrived in Andorra it was a mild -4ºC. Since then, the warmest it's been is 3ºC! Every morning we wake up there are icicles growing from the ceiling, the 30litre water tank became solid after our first night, the olive oil is too thick to pour and the fridge hasn't been switched on since we arrived. The snow is brilliant! Really deep and soft. We went snowboarding the first full day after we arrived in Soldeu. The pistes are huge and there are loads of them. The sun shone really nice all day. We wrote our CV's and went to print them off in an internet cafe. We handed a few around and every time we were told that to get a job in Andorra you have to have police papers, without these you cannot get a job. They take up to 2 months to arrive! Bugger!
We found a free piste which belonged to a hotel, you had to be in the hotel to use it, no one seemed to mind too much though! We were soon bored however and went off to build a jump. We are both very very good at jumps and nearly landed one! We drove after that to Pas de la Casa. Much nicer than the car park in Soldeu. We are 2218 metres high, with a brilliant view of... everything! We went shopping in Pas, really nice little town, loads of cheap stuff. A 2litre bottle of Jack Daniels is about £20!! We appear to attract a lot of police attention parked where we are, they keep driving round having loads of fun in the snow!
My moustache froze, it was very cold! We went up the hill behind where the van is parked to board down, it took ages to get there, the snow was really deep. On the way down all was going well, I overtook Cathryn nice and fast and hit a steep patch which ended abruptly and made me fly and land on my knee and my head. Cathryn laughed.
Luckily Cathryn fell over the day after going really slowly! Heh! 
The van failed to start. It doesn't like the cold and the battery was a little low. So we got out the generator and started it up. Some little silly plastic thing attached to the starting cord broke. 2 hours later in -8ºC with frozen superglue the generator worked again! Started it again tonight to charge my computer while writing this and after a little while it made a loud bang and switched off. The little plastic thing had disintegrated. I managed to start it with the drill however which luckily was charged enough to use! Very annoying, will have to find a lawnmower shop or something, not much call for lawnmowers in Andorra though. Looks like we'll have to keep the drill charged! Looking forward to Christmas. This will be the last contact with the outside world until next time and next time will probably be after Christmas. If so
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

08/12/05

We didn't stay in the Camargue long, it was too fenced off to explore much so we left on the 21st. Drove through Nimes and met the biggest load of traffic since we left. Stopped for the night next to an old football pitch with knee-high grass near Sommiliere. We had decided to spend a week near a lake we found on the map. We stopped in Sete on the way to have a look round and met the first people since we left who were traveling and weren't really old and miserable! They had really nice, huge trucks. We stayed the night in a car park which filled with a billion campers in no time at all. We left Sete at 2ish and went fishing, certain to catch some monsters. No fish in the med! We went again in search of the lakes. It was beginning to get dark and we were driving round in circles (we appear to be quite good at circles!) so we stopped at a lake in Salagoo. Left early and went lake hunting again. Followed the map up a huge hill covered in black ice and surrounded by pillars of icicles to the top where it began to snow. We made a decision not to risk getting stuck so we abandoned our quest for the lakes and left the mountain!
We drove for the rest of the day Spain wards. Everything was starting to look very Spanish. Stopped again to catch some fish. Nothing again! We passed a 508 and waved to the odd looking couple jumping up and down waving back. Decided it was safer not to stop too near them and drove into St. Georges Gorges. Very nice, not too good to drive a truck through though, bit of low rock in places! Spent the night in a big parking place next to a noisy river. We decided to change our intended route so that we could go to Perpignan to find a foot doctor to fix Cathryn's mouldy feet. We passed the couple with the 508 again and recognised them straightaway because they were still doing the crazy, wavy dance. We decided to stop if we saw the van so we could rescue it from the people who were obviously not fit to drive such a nice vehicle. We spotted it and jumped out. Just as we were about to break in and rescue the van they ran round the corner and captured us. We remained captive for 8 days. It happened something like that anyway! Our captors (Niko and Marjorie) turned out to be very nice. They are from Zaansdam in Holland. 
We drove in convoy to Perpignan, got lost and left. We went to Cadaques instead! Crossing the border was interesting, the border was big and had chaps with guns. Surprisingly we both got stopped, just checked our passports and let us go however. The Spanish police seem nice enough. It was great meeting people again and gave us all a great excuse to waste money in a bar! We met the Prodigal son. He was from Germany, in his 50's and had cycled 3000km. Understandably his mind was a little messed up! We staggered home in torrential rain while Niko drunkenly reminded us all that "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains." I went for an early morning walk to hunt some bread. On the way back I met Niko also after a successful hunt. Bread was the main food of the day. We got moved by the police from a nice quiet spot where we wouldn't have bothered anything to the town centre where a campfire would probably upset a Mayor on a scooter (mayors travel on scooters!) We went fishing. Still no fish. Bought 2 litres of port for 5.80 Euro! Speaking of cheap fuel, 0.92 Euro! I fell in the sea off a cliff. They all found it most funny especially my bruised bum! We went home drowned our fish-free sorrows and slept! Me and Niko went fishing early the next morning with the intention of impressing our women folk. We came back 3 hours later a few spinners less and no fish. We feared for our lives. The police saved us before the ladies could kill us and moved us from where they had moved us to because it was market day! We saw Salvador Dali's house and wandered through Cadaques, the sun had beaten the rain and it was lovely. So lovely in fact that we decided to go for a swim. Jumped in off the end of a pier in shorts whilst a crowd of coat, hat, scarf and glove toting Spaniards gathered in wonderment. It was lovely and warm! We visited the market in the morning and bought a bucket.
We left that afternoon to find a beach and have a fire. We ended up in Aiguablava. It was really nice. We had a fire on the beach with sandy potatoes thrown on! The place was deserted. We decided to stay another day so me and Niko went hunting for bread again. We ended up traveling 8km. We managed to hitch a lift all the way back to the van though. Cathryn and Marjorie found shells and jellyfish and made food while we dug a hole, built a windbreak and a fire. The windbreak however just made the smoke swirl and choked us! Still, we had a great time! We left the beach the next morning and headed to Girona. We eventually arrived and spent ages driving in big circles trying to find somewhere to park. We wandered round the city and climbed the wall. It's not a very big city, nice though. We met Niko and Marjorie's friend Matthies. We went to a little bar for a drink and some food. We didn't manage to find food however and got drunk. We got up nice and early and had a shower at one of Matthies's friends house. We found Mr. Carlos's wallet on a riverbed and Cathryn solved her mouldy foot problem at last - bad circulation! We ate another nice meal in the vans and fell asleep instantly! When we woke up it was wet and windy so, we watched The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Shrek 2. What a lazy day. Eventually we struggled to our feet and went to eat a pizza. We found a really nice Brazilian place and had a great meal. We had decided to leave early in the morning to go to Salou.
We ended up leaving at 12 after visiting the markets and saying bye to our captors. We planned to meet up again sometime soon though so it wasn't too bad. We drove a very scenic route to Salou, the plan was to avoid the motorway. We did! We arrived and spent nearly 2hours looking for the apartment. The view is good, you can see a big hole and lots of cranes! Salou is a nice place, easy to get lost in when you're driving because of all the one ways. We have played cards, drunk lots and eaten more, we went to Barcelona yesterday and met Niko and Marjorie. They took us on a guided tour, the only payment for which was a bath in the apartment! They were supposed to be leaving early this morning to meet us in Salou, no sign of them yet!
We are going to stay in Salou until Saturday when we will be leaving to go to Andorra!!! Can't wait. 

20/11/05

Not too cold, everything was frozen in the morning though, -3.6 at 9am! Sat in the van now in shorts in the toasty Mediterranean! Drove most of the day yesterday, 90% of the time in circles. Got to the Camargue just in time for a spiffing sunset on the Rhone on the most pointless ferry ever! Saw some flamingos flying silhouetted against the dimming sky. We slept in a little car park for walkers, nice and quiet apart from the several hundred hunters shooting stuff next to the van. Went for a walk today, had to tiptoe everywhere because there were millions of people watching the birds and wildlife. Fed wild horses after running away from tigers that were hiding in the reeds and went for a cycle. Just in a parking place next to Le Petit Rhone, probably staying in the Camargue for the next few days. 

18/11/05

    We did go on the boat, after missing it the first time! We got off on the other side (St.Bartholoma) for a walk and found a huge ice dome, it was just like a cave made of ice! It was raining heavily inside and my attempts to film it were met with a soaked camera and me falling over! Don't try to climb looking through a view finder! We sprinted back to the boat and found a dog, we called it Jack Russel. Never use the internet cafe in Berchtesgaden, I nearly destroyed the place, all was fine until my battery ran out on my laptop and the other computer I was using decided to turn off then come on asking for a password. Tried to find the owner to no avail so wasted my money, still, got the website on. Didn't get chance to check my emails or anything though! Left Berchtesgaden in a bad mood and drove into Austria!
    Its great in Austria, they all speak English and have great sausages and huge hills and snow and fresh milk! We found a big car park at the end of a tiny road. We decided to get up early and climb a big hill. When we woke up it was freezing so we wrapped up really well and set off. After about 10 minutes we realised we had made a big mistake, it was roasting! We got about half way up and spotted loads of snow on the horizon. We set off back to the van and went on a snow finding expedition! It got dark and icy so that was the end of the expedition for today plus the fact that we were twice the size of the 13km long tunnel we needed to go through and so had to turn round and go all the way back we had just driven!
    It was a very cold night and when we woke up everything was frozen, the curtains were stuck to the windows and even the water in the kettle had become rather solid! After the long defrosting we set off after the snow again. Reached the Italian border, the snow within a small stretch of a long arm... the road was closed! Ah well, back to Germany then!
    We eventually reached Konstanz, we stopped in a forest and found a Grilplatz. (its a great idea, designated fire spots in the forest, a concrete circle about 1.5 meters wide and half a meter high covered by a really cool shelter thing with three sides and a chimney. Benches surround the fire under the shelter too.) We had a great time having fires walking and riding our bikes. We met a German woman walking her dog in the forest, she managed to chat to us for ages in German without even noticing we didn't understand or speak a word! We stayed there for three days and were very fit and worn out by the time we left!
    We stopped in Titisee for a while and then said good bye to lovely Germany (with great sadness) and hello to smelly France (with great sadness!)
    Cathryn drove for the first time since we left Scotland! She really enjoyed it. Not half as scary as she had imagined!
    We went to a swimming pool to infect its waters with our stinking bodies, all was looking good, we were going to be clean! Men have to wear trunks in French pools! TRUNKS?? Ha! We didn't go swimming! Spent the night in Chambery in a quarry... a working quarry! It was very noisy in the morning! Went to Albertville and bought me some trunks (yes we did smell bad enough for me to wear trunks!) Swimming was cleansing, not fun though, the French swim up and down in neat lines, no splashing and no talking, we didn't fit in too well! Slept in a service station next to an abandoned Merc 100 from which I scavenged a full bottle of oil, an oil cap and probably some nasty diseases! The Alps look huge and are covered in snow and we are really high just now, hopefully we'll be able to move tomorrow! We went to Val d'isere today, of course we dressed appropriately in tee-shirts and shorts because it was sunny (having learnt from Austria)! It was -2.8 and windy! Not open for snow sports until the 3rd :( Slowly heading towards The Camargue now then on to Spain!

7/11/05

We have made it to Konigssee... Problem free (ish). We're both fine and having fun. The latest updates of the website might be going online tomorrow, Cathryn has spotted an internet cafe with a wifi hotspot. Hopefully be nice and cheap! Konigssee would be the most amazing place in the world if it wasn't for the McDonalds situated on the edge of the lake! Going on the boat through the lake tomorrow so we should see and hear nothing once away from the village! Can't wait, the views are fantastic. It was really misty when we arrived but as the day went on the mist lifted and showed stunning mountains lit at the tops by the sun. Hope its nice tomorrow!

6/11/05

In a service station in Munich right now, just about to have our tea and watch a DVD. 
After all the luck of the last few days we thought we might get a break. We stopped to go for a walk down a big hill in the forest next to a waterfall. As we got out of the van Cathryn spotted a hissing noise coming from the passenger side front tyre. Surprisingly this turned out to be a puncture. We left it to get on with its happy hissing and went for a lovely walk. We were given nuts by a man in a box with a scooter. There were loads and tons and lots of red squirrels, loads of jays and a few nutcrackers (birds that crack nuts!). Upon our return to the van we were shocked to find that one of the tyres had become rather low! After blowing it up we went to a garage a couple of km down the hill. It was a Mercedes garage (Triberg) if you ever happen to visit these parts, avoid this garage. They managed to get the wheel off without too much trouble. However when it came to fitting the tube that we had supplied they managed to rip it to shreds! Oopps said the nice man as he showed it to me. We gave him our last tube and prayed they could manage to do such a tricky job without endangering their lives. Once we left 1hour and 20 minutes later and had a quick stop to tighten some very loose wheel nuts we were on our way again. We went to see a little castle in Hornberg, it was really nice, excellent views of the forest. It was dark when we left so we turned onto a little single track road to find a nice spot to sleep, we spent ages driving up an almost vertical road (built by pouring tarmac from a helicopter through the trees) which had no passing places or anywhere to turn round. When we eventually reached the top it was flat so we stopped! When morning arrived it was very misty and all the trees were dripping. It was Cathryn's birthday so we left our hilltop and headed for a village so we could go for a nice meal. After nearly buying some cuckoo clocks and spending ages looking for a bank we found a nice little cafe and sat down to look a the menu and guess at what the long foreign words meant. The food (whatever it was) was nice. After driving for several more hours we found a quiet spot of forest and had a bottle of candle lit champagne in the freezing cold forest sat on a log! It was really nice. Stopped in Wildberg today to see Angela who Cathryn used to work with and had a nice walk, Cathryn surprisingly wants to live there! Then we set off for Berchtesgaden. Screaming along the Autobahn in a 3.8 Merc, the thing of childhood dreams! Overtook a car today!

3/11/05

There is more to the world than midges, rain and clouds!
Europe baby!

UK- On the way to Dover we stopped in York after a short but very nice convoy with my brothers 410. We went to the Jorvik centre to visit the Vikings, very nice and very smelly... authentic! Cathryn loved York and said "I could live here!" Then on to Belton where I grew up, pretty much the same, bit rougher than I remembered though. We cycled lots and went fishing, I think the fish have moved! After Belton we set off towards Dover but got bored and ended up in Gedney Drove End at the Wash. We eventually found a nice quiet spot and spent the night on an M.O.D firing range! In the morning we looked at the map and found a nice little spot called Hunstanton, it looked like there might be nice places to walk or cycle. Apart from the cool amphibious trucks it was crap. I would advise anyone not to visit, unless of course you're a handkerchief headed fat, bald chap and the annual holiday to Kos was a little too much for state benefits to pay for! Arrived in Dover at about 9, had an Indian then went for a pint, the last one for a while, its all metric here! Spent a day in Dover, nice place, trout in a little river in the centre! Went up the white cliffs where it decided to rain... hard! So we watched lightning for 3 hours from the safety of the van! Got on the ferry, some were canceled because of the fine weather, the crossing was fine, the waves were huge! 

    Europe - Good fun getting off the ferry, the breaks on the passenger side front wheel which enjoy locking on decided this was a good time to do so, the tyre made a lovely squealing noise on the nice shiny wet floor, it went well with the screaming of the fan belt anyway! France is different, they drive on the wrong side of the road, the traffic lights go green-amber-red then straight to green, you aim for pedestrians on zebra crossings and the camber on the road is the other way, apart from this and the fact the French are mental, its all fine!
     We got to sleep on a tiny road near Calais at about 4am, only to find out at 7am that the tiny road was used as a main road and 70billion crazy French commuters were all trying to get down it at once! That was the end of a good nights sleep. We set off for Normandy to visit Marie and Lorna. On the way we stopped to go for a walk on a huge beach, it was very windy however and most of the beach ended up in our eyes! We spent a few hours there staring at the massive waves and watching some crazy dudes kite surfing, loads of fun, I wanted to play! We slept at the side of the road on a grassy patch in the middle of nowhere because we were lost and we were to tired to even try find us.
    Ten minutes after setting off from our "lost" position we were at Marie's drowning on alcohol! We stayed there for a few days and saw more alcohol than I knew existed, a gigantic downpour and thunderstorm whilst stood in some trees fishing, contrary to belief, trees don't shelter you from rain and we survived so proved that they don't conduct lightning. Once dried we went to Paris, it was really nice to see and with a guided tour courtesy of Cathryn we fitted in all of the nice places to see in one day without the aid of buses or trains! Upon our return to the house we were roped in to helping pile all of its contents into a couple of vans, once complete we all moved to Brittany!
    Their new house was lovely, loads of trees, loads of land and loads of sun. We visited a lovely little beach at Ploumanach for the day built hammocks and s**t in the woods! Cathryn loved Ploumanach and said "I could live here!" We went back to the house after a really nice time. We stole sweet corn and went joyriding on Jean Jacque's sit on lawn mower. Then we left. We took Lorna (and nearly Marine (Marie's niece) who decided she'd had enough of school and wanted to come too) to catch a plane in Beauvais. After getting lost on the road to Rouen (road to ruin) and a mad dash to the airport before the plane departed, we discovered that some fool had decided that today was a good day to put the clocks back. Hours early and starving, we went for a slap up meal at McDonalds!
    On our way again we totally changed our route, instead of heading down the coast we decided to visit a little forest near Compiegne for a cycle, it was a fantastic day and we had a great time, even when Cathryn thought we would be lost in the forest forever! Cathryn loved the forest and said "I could live here!". We spent that night in a field after promising a nice farmer we wouldn't leave any mess. I buried my poo well that night, he might have taken out number plate! We nearly got to Reims the next day but hurtling along the motorway at 70km/h had taken its toll on the van and it decided to shed some weight. Fortunately in was only the exhaust. The pipe had sheered off at the silencer and 3inches or so were trapped tight inside! After 2 hours of fighting with the van it finally decided it would try and accept its new limb! Off we went with a slight roar from a 3 inch shorter, slightly squint and sticky out exhaust! The lovely sunny day had gone and we wanted to sleep, we stopped in a picnic area. These appear to be different in France than other countries. This one was a small lay by with a small bush and 15cm of grass protecting us from the road. It was on a 10% gradient and had no picnic tables. The view however was stunning. A freshly ploughed field with two pylons protruding from it! It did the job, we slept well!
    We had decided to go to a huge forest we spotted on the map called Lorrain with a lovely lake in the middle. The forest was a tree and all around the lake were caravans. We decided to find somewhere better. We hid the van in a field behind some cows and a tree. It was very brown with mud splats all over it from hunting for a nice spots to sleep. It goes through mud quite well and to my surprise the exhaust stayed on! We took our bikes out and hours later found a brilliant spot in the middle of a huge forest. The next problem was getting the van there... Easy! We had a fire, watched shooting stars, drank beer and played chess! It was great. Cathryn loved this better forest and said "I could live here!".
    We left early and headed to see the monkeys in the hills near Strasburg, It took ages to get there, after following millions of diversions through crazy little villages, hills, vallys and vineyards we got there. The monkeys were great, there were loads of them and they came to eat popcorn from our hands (and pockets). My phone told me we were in Germany. O2-DE looks much better on your phone than F-Bouygtel. We set off looking for a supermarket and ended up crossing the border into Germany! Its so easy driving across a border! No authorities anywhere! How boring! We stopped for a shower at a service station quite close to the border. Cathryn had had a stressful day after been attacked by monkeys and so we sat on some steps while she had a smoke. Just as we were getting up some police came over and asked for something in German. They wanted our passports. They were border control! After an hour we were free to go! We went in to have a shower where we were told "Schlußen" which we understood to mean closed. This is not to be mistaken however with the word "Schlussen" which means key! To our surprise when we went back in the morning we were met with the same people uttering foreign words of no meaning! Eventually it transpired we had to get a key from upstairs! DUH! The showers were amazing! Germany is so clean, nice and welcoming compared to France, even if they speak do rubbish!
    After our cracking showers we set off. As we left the service station I changed gear with a loud crunch, oopps, need to buy some L plates! When we got on the motorway I changed into warp speed gear which enables us to do 80km/h down hill sometimes! Again I was met with a crunch and this time the clutch pedal stayed on the floor. Oh dear I thought to myself, trying to hide my horror till I could reach the spanner to knock Cathryn out with so she'd have no idea that the clutch was dead again. We took the next exit off the motorway and pulled up at the nearest available spot. After about 3 seconds underneath the van I discovered the problem, the seal on the slave cylinder had emigrated! Hummm. Now to find a garage, I stood up to tell Cathryn the good news, turned round and right opposite us was a Mercedes garage... a commercial Mercedes garage. Now I know that Mercedes are a fairly popular make in Germany but still in the middle of Freiberg just to breakdown opposite one astounded us! Great. 240 Euro and 3 hours later the very nice people at the most amazing garage ever, where even the mechanics were shining with cleanness, had abducted a cylinder on its way in a big truck somewhere in Germany and stuck it to the bottom of the van! Off we went again, into the hills of Schwarzwald (The Black Forest). The roads are amazing and we were very pleased to have a clutch. The houses are really nice round here and are massive. We drove down a forest track to a deserted bit and watched the sun set through the trees. Cathryn is convinced she just heard a bear grunting! Right now we're sitting in the van in the trees nice and warm and happy. Its great! We're having a great time!!

 Cathryn loves it here and said "Forget the rest, I could defiantly live here!"

13/10/05

In Yorkshire now in a little place called Burton Fleming visiting my brother, sister-in-law and nieces. We spent a week in South Shields with Cathryn's family who were very nice and fed us too much food and alcohol as you can see in the photos. We had a very nice time. The weather was really good too! On the way to Burton Fleming we stopped in Whitby to have a look at the Abbey, its still there. We spent a day in Filey on the beach riding our bikes and Cathryn got shouted at for being a man in the lady's toilets! We are heading to York in the next day or two then to Belton to see my old house and catch some fish. This could be the last update before we cross the channel. If so, speak to you all soon!

3/10/05

Left Skye on the 26th. We've made it as far as Glasgow, problem free! Leaving early tomorrow for St. Andrews then on down to Newcastle. There will be a new page going on soon, it will show a map of where we have been so far and perhaps a rough indication of where we are headed.

21/9/05

The vans back, passed it MOT no problems! We've fitted the roof rack and fridge and are currently sanding and varnishing the floor. We are (probably) leaving on the 25th providing we get everything painted and shiny and packed, we've got far too much stuff! Off to do another coat of varnish now!

9/9/05

Still waiting. Crossal ordered the o/s kingpin for the van which didn't come with a thrust bearing, they've just ordered it now and with Skye's super fast delivery service looks like we'll be waiting for another week!! Still need to fit spring bushes too! Grrrr.

21/8/05

Nothing to report as yet, still on the shores of the UK, getting the van ready for its MOT should be sorted for our mid September leaving date! Leaving Skye we'll head to Glasgow and surrounding area to say bye to family and friends then on to England to visit more family in Yorkshire and friends Cornwall. Try some surfing for a few weeks then on to Dover for the 20th of October. We managed to get the van with 2 adults booked on the ferry to Calais for a mere £25! Then off down the coast of France while the weather's still good. Then to Andorra or the Alps or both for some snowboarding! That is about it as far as planning goes until march! After march? We'll see where the sun is heading!